So my father in law sent my 14 year old a birthday card with a photo of a raccoon on the front. The inside says "celebrate like a racoon by staying up late and getting trashed". He's a very religious and socially conservative man. I suspect he either didn't read what it said, or doesn't know what that means. Either way, we're having a good laugh. I'm not sure if the right thing to do is tell him, or not.
In fairness I don't beleive that but I do think there's very little chance that's the #realcrown due to the value.
Meh, there's all those blokes with swords surrounding it. Not to mention the ones with semi-automatic rifles in the rafters.
Yeah but how fat are those guys going to be if they can't even find a relatively fit looking person to wear the funny old outfits?
No no. Milk has taken responsibility to make sure we don't play another league game til christmas. After he's met rhc in the cheese he's going to frame him for topping the spaniel.
Got four weeks of dodging football from Lizzie. I don't think we'll get more than 1 for Charles. William might delay us another few weeks though. We'll be getting close to Xmas and world cup then though so can get reinforcement in.
Not touching the kids though. I will take out their regents instead to ensure no football until the transfer window opens. Ironically, he who would probably be the first regent would touch kids.
whoa.. this i will stuff. lets tone it down a bit. you'll have the NRA or NIA or FBI or CIA or something descend on you. or 007 will come along with talk like that. you've a bit to go before you get to andrew.
Wouldn't surprise me if FBI has a file on me just for being a foreigner... . Probably on a watch list of potential assassin's after joking about taking out Trump. I imagine Andrew would be George's first regent. Regent isn't necessarily next adult in line, regent doesn't necessarily have to be a member of the royal family. Andrew would probably get picked over Harry for regent. He's living in Britain, not in disgrace with the rest of the royal family because he didn't marry someone not pure white. I imagine Harry would be looked over as regent as long as possible.
