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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Howe's about that then?, Sep 11, 2022.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    You can't look down on me, I'm lying down, which makes me 10ft tall.
     
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  2. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Right.

    We are considering relocating to Northumberland if I can get a transfer with work, we've stayed at Park Dean sandy bay, is Ashington a place to avoid moving to then?
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    how big is your Barge Pole (not a gay thought though <laugh> )
     
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    Yes
     
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  5. Magdad

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    Funny cernt <laugh>
     
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  6. Magdad

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    <whistle>Wife went to the hairdressers the other day and old woman sat in the chair next to her and asked for a perm. Hair dresser went roses are red violets are blue <whistle>
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    200.gif
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Magdad

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    Property is cheap as ****. I live there some decent places. Loads around it and good transport and road links to Newcastle. Like most towns high street is ****. You need to add an R after first vowel in most words dog turn to derg poem turns to perm **** turns to cernt
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    How does "four stars" end up as "cernt"?

    :)
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    It's a very unusual accent.
     
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  12. boxheed

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    If your current work place is Beirut, Kabul,S’ana or Consett then yep go for it :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Bruno is back

    Dan Burn in instead of Botman

    no St. Max
     
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