Now that the W.E.F. stool pigeon has become King, all that money with the German bird’s face on it is worthless and you must all now only use the digital means of payment that Klaus Schwab will be announcing in due course. Diana will be back from hiding shortly once Camilla has had an accident. As soon as she can arrange to get rid of Charles’ boy William, Harry and his multicultural wife will be installed to run the hegemony, where official guidance will be issued via Netflix podcast. Naturally, if you believe that the above is just for brain dead conspiracy theorists, you should just carry on as normal.
Ovo Energy keep sending me snail mail telling me to get a smart meter as it will save me energy. That is a total lie because it must use electricity itself and the fridge and freezer are the only two items using power most of the day. They sent me an email the other day telling me that ‘renewable electricity’ will only be available to customers with smart meters starting 1st October so getting a smart meter will help create a greener energy system. So bollocks to that – my electric will be gas and nuclear from October...
Someone needs to take them to court for that, it's total misrepresentation in a bid to get people to sign up. All electricity is fed into the national grid, transported around via high voltage cables then dropped down by local sub stations and eventually sent down mains power cables to feed housing and businesses etc. To supply anyone with just renewable energy they would have to build a whole new distribution network and run a cable straight to you house
Snap. I got transferred to them from SSE. Utter nonsense as you say. I once asked an SSE engineer a few years back about a smart meter and his response was "I wouldn't bother pal, they're useless" Straight from the horse's mouth
SSE used to send me very similar smart meter letters. They used to send me email every three months telling me to do a meter reading and enter it on their website for billing. I just go on the Ovo website every month and do the same. When SSE transferred me I got virtually a month of cheap energy because the useless twerps screwed up the initial meter readings as SSE had estimated their final bill despite me supplying them with readings as they had requested. I never understand how they can be so lousy at estimating when they have your entire billing history to use. Having a smart meter could never save me energy as I only have lights on in the room that I am in (when it is dark) and I never leave electrical devices on ‘standby’; and I have the gas central heating on for a few cold weeks in January/February when putting on a jumper is not enough. Perhaps some soft southerners need educating as us hardy northerners keep the windows shut to trap the warm air inside in winter and 19 degrees is fine on the thermostat. This is not rocket science!
Isn't that too cold for your wife and other family members? ... oh you live alone? Genuinely would never have thought that.
At the end of the day, there's nothing wrong with enjoying Five or the Backstreet Boys. And if you think that sounds like I'm approving of masturbation and/or ****ing rent boys, you're wrong. I deal only in choons.
