Mobile Phone? Is that one of them things my Mrs answers in the living room,it's got a curly wire thing on it and you can move a couple of metres without it falling off the gramaphone player? Yep,we've got one and it's reasonably mobile!
Nope, Mrs Two has one and it ALWAYS rings when she's out of the room, trouble is the phone is in the room!
Rugby League went ahead and their fans were chucking bottles on the pitch last week. We both know why they were called off, the scousers would be chanting ****e again, thereby embarrassing all football clubs and fans
not sure where you got this from just becasue im not a worshipper like yourself does not mean i'm a celebratory crass like the greens
Horrible,ignorant,inbred,unwashed Bastards that green brigade..I had a poppy on one night and got dogs abuse on the bus coming home from a late shift,ended up rolling around the top deck with 2 of them. Phoned the lad when it got broke up and he came to the next bus stop...Half killed the pair of ****s!!!
Reminds me of a Londoner who was having a quiet drink in a Glasgow bar. A couple of locals collared him and one said "Who are you for, Celtic or Rangers?" The Londoner, who was a big lad, looked them up and down for a few seconds then said "Leyton Orient mate" The Glaswegians laughed and bought him a pint.
Fake news, a Londoner would support Man U. And in making this post, I’m thinking of all the people I know who support the more obscure London clubs - QPR, Brentford etc, and just come to the realisation none are actually born & bred Londoners. And all the born & bred Londoners I know, by and large, support Man U or Liverpool with the odd Gooner. Funny that.
Ive seen some contrived bollocksweat smeared on this board in my time, but you could say the same about Hull, Doncaster, Scunthorpe, Sheffield, Harrogate, Leeds, York - ****ing anywhere you're specifically making certain kinds of friends... North West and and North East 'hotbeds' included. Mods, can we move this to Chipshop Ben's 'General bullshit' thread please? Or do I have to report it to get it officially ignored?
