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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, Nov 1, 2011.

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  1. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    just not attractive at all, there are probably pictures of him in shirts much tighter, thats loose for him <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Nov 2, 2011
  2. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Just say, you look hungry, do you fancy Coq-au-Vin?

    If she says yes, then you say, heres my cock & the van is outside.

    If she says no, you say, do you fancy a McDonalds then you fat ****.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 2, 2011
  3. - jordan -

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    <ok> never go for a bloke who takes longer in the bathroom than you
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    lovely
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Nov 2, 2011
  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    they all wax their eyebrows and veet their chests <laugh>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Nov 2, 2011
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Is that your motto Jordan?
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 2, 2011

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    i just use my strips for my crack <sore>

    <laugh>****
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You set it up nicely for me <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 2, 2011
  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Jordan, do you wax your batty?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 2, 2011
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    no. i'm to bone idle.
     
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  11. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    You're going to **** Eric Idle?
     
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    Treat Williams, Nov 2, 2011
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