God save the queen

*King

 

Is Chuck allowed to be King? He's a divorcee. They abdicated Eddie 8 for only shaggin a divorcee.

 

He’s chosen the name King Charles III, third time lucky with that name.

As in not a taig.

Though the “defender of the faiths” thing is worrying.

 

Not worrying. No **** really gives a ****e about monarchy. They're a reality show.

 

He’s not divorced, numb nuts - number one wife is brown bread

 

When did he call himself that before?

 

Well I suppose there is that.

 

Ah but is she?

 

Dead?

 

No, she isn't.

 

She's not?

 

She’s in the boneyard

 

She's dead to me.

 

To everyone including her.

 

You have to look at the plural there mate, Faiths,
He is tasked with defending the rights of all faiths equally regardless of his own very much like most religious leaders.

 

The Faiths are CoE and the CoS and Presbyterianism in Scotland. He isn't the defender of any else especially not the Catholic cult.

And rightly so.

 

All faiths include Baha'i, Buddhism, Christianity, Confucianism, Hinduism, Islam, Jainism, Judaism, Shinto, Sikhism, Taoism,Trekkies and Zoroastrianism,imho.

 

Methodism too, we are an inclusive lot.

 

^^^wouldn't know the difference between his palm and a psalm