Maggie Thatcher

The fridge is for keeping things cool and the oven is for heating things up.

See the stuff I learned after being bachelored.

 

I'm rubbish at things like that to be honest. I once tried to kill an ex by freezing her to death - ended up cremating her by mistake .

 

The cooker was a bit confusing at first. I used to turn up every day at around 7pm and there was never any dinner in it or on it.

Turns out you have to do the cooking yerself. Bloody thing should be called a heater-upper, not a cooker.

 

We had great stuff in the 80s - cool and refreshing

 

Sssssshhhhhhhhh - someone will claim that all the credit for improvements in milk is down to Maggie

 

Nah it was down to the school, they did know the difference between a fridge and an oven. The school dinners were class too and the other school was jealous of our great meals.

 

The school dinners at my school was pretty good too as I recall, loads of fat and grease, ****ing delicious. I feel sympathy for kids these days since that **** Jamie Oliver ****ed up their grub.

ps. Milk quality in the UK improved significantly thanks to Maggie

 

He is one of the ****ers who will be killed when I come to power

 

I don't know what it was like at other people's schools but it always amazed me when you walked past the canteen it always smelled the same regardless of what they were cooking.

And since leaving school I have never (thankfully) tasted quiche like the stuff they used to serve up at school. What the **** was in it?!?

 

You must have went to a **** school that served gruel

 

This - and not only that, but the smell was exactly the same in every school you walked past. The dinner ladies all smelt the same as well. I blame Thatcher.

 

Gordon Brown sold all our gold reserves for **** all, and Maggie spanked the Argentines, meaning that we own the Falklands still and it turns out we have **** loads of oil there......
For that reason alone i think she was a good Leader

 

You youngsters don't know you're born, why when I was a lad...............

 

"When I was a lad, we had to walk 20 miles to school in the freezing snow with no shoes on."

 

i was only a nipper when her reign finished..still what ive heard i dont like and will be doing a celebratory **** when the bitch snuffs it.

 

20 miles? ****. We had to get up at 3am every morning, work down pit for five hours before walking 30 miles to school over anthrax laden fields.

 

You were lucky, I got an empty shoe box for Xmas one year and my parents told me it was "Action Man Deserter"

 

We had no shoes, I used to tie my toes together with laces made from string and then polish my feet.

 

20 miles? When I were a lad we was lucky if we had miles. We had to walk 20 leagues. Under the sea. You youngsters have never had it so good.

 

You were lucky, we used to work down't pit for 25 hours and pay the pit owner for the priviledge.