Christmas Time

Now that summer is over it’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas and this one may prove to be the best yet:

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2...-cliff-richard-to-release-new-christmas-album

Apart from playing this on a loop, what else are you going to be doing this festive season?

 

**** off nosey.

 

POGTF.

 

Looking for gold on the Yukon River.

 

I shall be taking the 3:10 to Yuma

 

Piss off man.

 

Full of Christmas cheer already.

 

My son just drove by a food bank near where we used to live. It’s just opened. Massive queue outside it. ****in heart breaking.

 

Sadly the whole humanoid population will cease to exist long before Santa is due to make an appearance.

Well, it will be if you read The Grauniad right enough

 

I plan to buy you all lego, you only need to pay P&P of £29.99

send your money to me at 10 downing street, stabbystan SW1A

 

Must get that packet of dates out the cupboard, that’s been unopened under the tree every year since 1979

 

They're pretty nice actually.

 

How would you know, he hasn't opened them?

 

**** off Rodney Dangermouse

 

Yeah, but whose eating them when there’s Quality Street?

 

Heroes for real men,only ****s eat Quality Street.

 

Celebrations are for real men. Heroes are for chavs. Quality Street are for gays and OAPs