Rangers v Celtic

Celtic Satanic pact begun when youse killed Hibs by stealing all their players.

Youse won the defunct cup with two offside goals.
Youse stopped using EBTs just as your chairman left Her Majesty's govt which saw your only rival die as a result of using them
You won a league by email
You won a treble with an offside goal, an email and winning a Scottish cup vs a team that was relegated by email too.

This is just off the top of my head.

Your first goal on Saturday, Jota was offside, Kent was then fouled from resulting corner, it deflected off him and went out for a throw, then you took the throw, crossed the ball, and if deflected off a Sevco player and landed at a Savco player, who hit a **** shot and went through McLaughlin's paper hand.

Goal two, Lundy got offside, youse took the freekick a good 20 yards up the pitch, Jota is marginally offside, and then our keeper sold himself.

Goal three, ANOTHER random spam cross, deflects off two players then goes through the goalies legs.

Goal four, goalie passes it right out too Heid

Swashbuckling Celtic by all accounts

 

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Full spastic

 

Tonto with Truth bombs, one's you can't argue against.

Sevco, luckiest team in history, had to play 2 of the biggest games in history with no strikers

Sevco had to start Saturday's new firm with a centre mid at CB after our two signings for this position got injured and joined our other CB on the treatment table.

 

You'd die for my semen your grotesque wench

 

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Pretty accurate assessment tbh. Same last season when the best keeper in the land threw two goals into his own net to give you a gifted victory.

That's what happens when you are in cahoots with a diabolical cult.

 

Yeah but tbh Celtic have already won the title

 

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They won it as soon as Sevvie refused the Cinch

 

The script is already set.

After a glorious few days in Glasgow, thunder and lightning rolls into the city, setting the scene for Luciferian forces to do the biding of the ***** XI.

Chapel's all over Glasgow and the West will be fheasting on succulent farters of their young, as Dhiablo oversees the Sevcoing of Real Madrid under the Satanic lights at the Theatre of Blasted Sphincters.

You couldn't script it.

Expect a few "warming up" injuries tonight, Benzema to miss a few sitters, VAR to have a shocker and more deflected spammed crosses to just magically fall at the feet of one of their doped up Japs.

 

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The most incompetent FA in Europe is just another capillary of Lawwels web of corruption.

It's not an accident, it's by design.

 

I don’t like lightning. Does that mean I’m black?
Pishing down in the glorious west end of Glasgow.

 

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your block of flats will go up like a tinderbox if struck by lightning

#tunas cladding contractor implicated in grenfell

 

That’s no funny!!

 

would be funny as ****

 

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