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    A 55 year old woman is at home, naked, happily jumping on her bed & squealing with delight. Husband watches & asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look . . . . what's the matter with you ?"

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed & says "I don't care what you think. I just had a mammogram and the doctor said that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old."

    The husband replies "What did he say about your 55 year old arse ?"

    "He never mentioned you" she replied
     
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    Changed 'cos the original was 'a bit low'
     
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    A new low for you. :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Changed 'cos it was 'a bit low' <sorry>
     
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    Think what you can save if you buy 10 new kettles, life of luxury mate, life of luxury.
     
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    would you like a cuppa

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    Amazing these royals his ginger kid looks the clip of his real dad
     
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    My son's class is having a pyjamas day tomorrow.

    Great to see the education system is getting them ready for unemployment!
     
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    Which of the following doesn"t belong?
    1)Wife
    2)Meat,
    3)Eggs,
    4)Blow job

    A: The blow job.
    You can beat your wife,
    your eggs, or your meat;
    but you just can"t beat a blow job.
     
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    Maggie, a blonde Irish girl, marries a New Zealand sheep farmer.

    One morning on his way out to check on the stock, farmer John says to Maggie, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our ewes today. I drove a nail into the rail above her stall in the barn. You show him where the sheep is when he gets here, OK?"

    So then the farmer leaves for the fields.

    After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

    Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of ewes and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."

    Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the one to be bred?"

    "That's simple, by the nail over its stall", Maggie explains very confidently.

    Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

    She turns and walks away and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your trousers on."
     
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    Notts Forest new team bus

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