Whats it all about... Alfy?

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Enjoy your ****.

 

I love the irony in this! You have been cut apart here mate, your... insults have been piss poor.

 

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enjoy your ****

 

Considering you started this wumming over a spelling mistake I'd give up round about now mate.

 

this is brilliant!!!

El Bendo is getting owned all over the place here and he doesn't even know it. What a full on tool

This is getting 5 stars just for the torture he's getting

 

I'm genuinely interested as to what point you're actually making here?

That Alfie is 'a dick' for supporting racers from the home nations?

I'm pretty sure I'll be in the same boat as him, though I do like Massa. Alonso is a **** and his racist ****-witt supporters don't deserve any form of success!

Am I a dick as well? It'd be helpful to get it cleared up is all!

 

So you consider it worse to be gay than to **** cars? And footballers can be women, so your point is void anyway.

 

Yeah, but what about cars like Brum?

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I see a dilemma...

 

Brum is sooo doirty!

Look at those 'come to bed' headlights!

 

Can't beat a bit of kinky brum sex!

 

Think he's gone, I think the Brum porn "drove" him over the edge!

 

Brilliant!!

 

I was gonna drop it about 40 posts ago but your keeping me amused with your poor retaliations. Seriously you gave me recipes?!? That has to be the funniest comeback on a forum ever! I know the stereotype of a football fan is some unintelligent gormless faced layabout.. but I didnt expect it to be true. good luck to you all

 

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There's an unintelligent, gormless-faced layabout for you to get your teeth stuck into!

 

Recipe for humble pie, not that you will ever need it.

First you need to -

Wash out your ego every once in a while, as cleanliness is next to godliness not just in body but in humility as well. ~Abbe Yeux-verdi

Then you have to make sure you -

Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening! ~Author Unknown

Having done that you remember -

Humility does not mean thinking less of yourself than of other people, nor does it mean having a low opinion of your own gifts. It means freedom from thinking about yourself at all. ~William Temple

Then you realise -

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle. ~Benjamin Franklin

And you don't need to -

talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. ~Wilson Mizner

When it comes to eating macro and playing sports -

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. ~Barry Switzer

Maybe stick with science coz -

When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it. ~Bernard Baily

If all else fails try this -

Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. ~Oliver Herford

And in the end

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is comp osed of others. ~Andrew J. Holmes,Wisdom in Small Doses

and

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh Proverb

Enjoy and tell me how it tastes.

 

You made an article because someone spelled a word wrong, instead of just replying. The recipes is something we used to do on 606 to confuse poor sods like you. You can leave now

 

I guess you will be having your slice soon

 

No.

 

JESUS!!!! Brum is a tiny car, what are you all? CAR *****S?!!!

When I'm shagging cars, I always make sure to check the registration papers for it's age before lifting the fuel cap and inserting my nozzle.

It's always best to check a car is fully serviced and has had an MOT recently, you wouldn't want to catch anything.

I learned the hard way, I was drunk and I saw this old banger, I know, I know, but it was gagging for it, an old Jag in good nick, MASSIVE alloys. I knew they weren't factory standard but they feel the same in my opinion.

So there I was, taking it up the exhaust pipe (it was a filthy car) and generally having a great time, fondling the wipers and everything. It only took about a minute before the alarm went off (I'm a real stud) and I got such a fright I shot my load and legged it (not before writing down it's number plate).

Next morning I woke up I had a terrible crotch itch and my pubes had all melted off. I went to the garage and tried explaining the problem but all they could offer me was a go in the car wash. Ever since I've had trouble with my gearstick and I've got a bit of a leaky rear end.

Morale of the story, always practice safe sex when shagging cars.

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Pic related: It's the car I shagged. Bit of a butterbonnet but a real good goer!

 

Wasnt because He spelled it wrong... Just showing how dumb it looks when a football fan walks into a sport forum he knows nothing about and then insults a member for pointing out his idiotsy.

Im ok taking the abuse because at the end of the day Im only making a point of looking stupid on a football forum.