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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 20, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Licking is allowed though. In my book.
    Kissing and stroking too.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Just don't do what Chaos does to them. That isn't mayonaise!!
     
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  3. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but I presume it smells like a fish mongers down there.


    Down there in Bournemouth.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    don't worry I won't print off a pic from the internet of a shish then **** all over said picture and PM it to you.

    I have standards.









    Just low ones.
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Why would you want to lick a Bournemouth fan?

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  6. cronemeister

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    Wonder who’s gonna be next! Has to be between Rodgers, Fat Fwank or Steeeeeeeven Gerard for me like! They all have a tricky next 5 games, Leicesters probably the easiest out of the three but they’re bottom at the mo and have signed nee ****er as yet so confidence must be rock bottom around their place at the minute.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Jurgen Klopp

    <whistle>
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    This could be Rodgers last game chaps.

    Sit down. Pint in hand.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Well, he's certainly 'doing a Parker' and talking his way into it by the look of it. Making comments about the club not being what it was 2 years ago and owners being unable to back his lwvel of ambition in the laat couple of transfer windows.
     
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  10. Magdad

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    Or possibly it’s because he’s past his 30 month sell by date
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    No one saw Tuchel being the next sacked manager!
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    Tuchel? Feck.

    Someone else must be lined up already.
     
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  13. G4rdToonArmy

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    3 wins out of 7 so far after a £200m+ spend - not really a shocker!

    Old owners manager and not really pulling up any trees.

    Will be interesting to see who replaces him. Zidane, Pochettino? Out there shout of Ricardo Carvalho?
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We've managed 1 in 6 and spent £250m :bandit:
     
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  15. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Are you Paul Merson?
     
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  16. G4rdToonArmy

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    With the squad he's got and the money they've spend they can expect better than 2 cup final failures and 5 wins in their last 14 games with 2 of those wins coming against teams with 10 men vs West Ham and Leeds.

    If they can't beat Zagreb, with all due respect to Zagreb, they can't be expecting wins vs Milan or Salzberg so look likely to not qualify from the group in the CL unless they can turn it around sharpish and he's had .
     
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  17. Squint Eye

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    They are talking to Potter
     
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  18. Consett Mag

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    He'd be as mad as a balloon to swap his respected and valued position at Brighton for a mini-mountain of ungrateful fans with American owners there.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Wolves have sacked Bruno Lage
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Bit odd
     
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