Howe we won the league by Eddie Howe From sports direct rags to riches.. A Newcastle United story Nosferatu. An autobiography by J.J Shelvey
Yeah man alll it takes is one goal that gets us to a final or semi final or something, bam, cult hero
Isak's New Toon - a greater discovery than gravity. Although Albert won't understand that, so here's one on his level. Bigger than the Mackems, by Longstaff and Longerstaff
From riches to administration the story of how a club sold its sold to an oil state and folded when the world woke up to environmental issues
Every club has sold it's sold. If they hadn't then the sold wouldn't be sold and the for sale would still be for sale, unless it's Leicester and they insist that their for sale aren't for sale until somehow the sold is sold even though it was never for sale. Clear as mud!
That's quite a long book title Nev, not sure it will catch on. Any chance you could make it a bit more pithy?
They have just upped oil production from 10-12 million barrels per day (thats an extra 200million a day revenue) plus signed a deal to secure China’s oil supplies till 2050. I know it took you 30 odd years to win your first PL bit I reckon we should be able to do it a bit quicker.
Butting Heads - the story of Darwin Nunez coming to Liverpool Biting Backs - the life and times of Luis Suarez at Liverpool Why Does There Have To Be A Pep? - the tragic story of being second best, by Jurgen Klopp
