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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but but i always stance its only the other ones who squat, mum told me if i want to be a big boy i have to point percy to the porcelain
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 28, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 29, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    The pretty ones have a right to squat on me if they are wet
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 29, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Disgraceful thoughts…….
    Stop paying rent now!
    Free Rent!
    Free Squatting!
    Free everything!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 29, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today’s Special!
    New Members Incentive Scheme.

    Pay for 1 x Month Membership,
    we’ll give you LIFE !

    That’s right, once you sign up, your here forever!
    This is Hotel California!!!!!!

    “You can check out anytime you want,
    but you can never leave.”
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 1, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bugger you have already took your pint of blood and now you want another <yikes>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 2, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    New Week, New Membership Incentives!!!!!

    Purchase one year membership and get one year membership!!!!!

    What a special offer!!!!
    ACT NOW!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 16, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Extended One Week Only!

    New Week, New Membership Incentives!!!!!

    Purchase one year membership and get one year membership!!!!!

    What a special offer!!!!

    Phone Squat Ministries 1300STEAL
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 4, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 4, 2022
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    The Reverend will provide special bonuses for special new female ) members on request.
    The Reverend reserves the right to select and or non select new members based on how much money they have and or presentation.

    No correspondence will be entered into.
    Phone 1400REVCHECK

    Footnote- No animals were hurt during the writing of this post.
    The Reverend donates much moola to other charities world wide, each year.
    The Reverend does not lie.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 8, 2022
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    i have 3 applicants for you
    Sweaty Betty
    Whiffy Willamina
    Fishy Freda
    there are also some waiting in the wings
    Slack Alice
    Friedegg Fiona
    and
    backally Belinda
    all lovely girls
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 8, 2022
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    You forgot Nasty Nelly, Rog
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 11, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bugger me yes i did forget her the nuclear nasher for a BJ
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 11, 2022
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    Send all banking details so l can deposit the new bonus straight into your account.
    This offer is for 24 hours only!
    Act Now!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 13, 2022
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I'm still holding out for the two years membership for the price of two years membership
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2022
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    im still waiting for my refund, i was mis sold a pup
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 14, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Did he send you a pup instead of a kitten
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2022
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