Another one could be: 'God has predetermined that both you and I will wake up satisfied, but has given us the free will to decide how it comes about. Fancy a ****?'
I am ****ing ****e at chatting up women but I think that is down to the fact that I am incredibly shy and get really nervous when I am talking to a woman I like. Cue the slew of comments making fun of me
Women have heard all these chat up lines hundreds of times before The best advice is really to stand out from other men. If a woman is used to men surrounding her, giving her compliments and buying her drinks (which is the case for any remotely attractive woman), do the opposite.
You get turned down quite a bit, don't you? ... All women are different - some like to be chased aggressively whilst others prefer gentle persuasion. Of course there is always the rohypnol route that 'StereoTypist' uses.
I'm the same, I blame it on two things: Going to an all boys' school. Me ma making the most hideously embarrassing comments whenever I was anywhere near a girl. "I don't mind if you kiss as long as you don't use tongues" was a good one in front of my girlfriend aged 12.
...Sid is a legend! "Do you want to talk about the weather? - wether you're gonna suck me cock the night!" "Do ya like jewellry? - suck me cock, it's a gem!"
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