Your Budgie poems I will pass, I will win, my rhyming's first class! First prize, shall we say, Mascot for the day? Wellyblue leads your team on the grass!! Have a good evening boys!
Welly, you really haven't a clue, Of what we can achieve with PL and his crew. From the amount of time you spend on our boards, I think you want to join the canary hordes. Come on Welly, don't be shy, you know you really truly want to.
On that Gandy, old partner, I won't have a bet. Even Scotland's got more chance of finding the net. But, if Welly did have a hit, making me look a great big twit. I'll pass him a glass of Dave's malt to have a whet.
Oh, Maestro, I've already won! I'm rhyming against you for fun!! So don't wear a frown, When you Budgies go down, When the end of the season is done!! And you can put that one in your programme too, signed Wellyblue!!!
Oh welly... For a binner he’s reasonably funny Though I suspect a bit of a dummy Supporting the blues He’s had to choose A team that belongs in the dunny
Dear welly, a poor man's scribe Ready with his diatribe His literary skills Won't pay any bills, So he has to offer a bribe! Love you lots, welly!
Now Dave, here's a question for you, And all the rest of you Budgies too... It's a bit of a mystery Why there's no Budgie History, Except for the Bayern 1-2? Love you too Dave!
But welly, we have won yet another cup this very week! Who needs history, we have the present Mmmmwwwaaahhh
The Budgies go on about Goss But quite frankly who gives a toss Try winning the UEFA Now that's something to Savour As Ipswich will always be boss!
If Dave has a tot every time He reads a contributor's rhyme His mind'll be blurred And he won't see a word So don't worry if, however hard you try, you can't get your lines to scan!
That must end the Years of Hurt, Put a Star 'bove the Badge on your Shirt! And start up a Fuss! The Open Top Bus!! Pride of Anglia, I'm sure you'll assert!
Dave talks out of his arse He must realise this is a farce All the Malt he is drinking Will never change true thinking Ipswich will always be top class! Ok, I'll get me coat....!
