Rangers v Celtic

Ooooooooooft oor Baz with the Sunday afternoon uppercut to knock Eddie clean out of his slip on shoes (commonly known as slippers).

 

As the sadly departed Ebbe Skovdahl once said "Statistics are like mini skirts, nice to look at but they hide the important things"

 

Hahahaha did he actually say that or have I popped? What a saying that is.

 

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Real Madrid are poor, you don't even have to worry about an aging Benzema, the only player you need to worry about is Vini.

 

Crappers being lampooned.

Nowt new.

 

Why does nobody call Ange - fat Ange?

fat sally mcmoist was asking

 

He is a bit trampy.

 

Coz he’s not fat. He is an Adonis.

 

Hi Ed.

 

He actually did say it

He came out with a few in post match interviews.

Genius.

 

He’s gargantuan

 

Heard Gerrard wants to come back to Scotland

 

Thought you would just slip that in eh Mick?

Lemon and Slippy the dream ticket at Tannalice perhaps?

 

Jack Dross walked yet or is he going out in a blaze of glory by sending his disciples of Savile out to purposefully maim Sevconians?

 

How does he face his wife at night? She must think he’s a ****ing fanny

 

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They want to change the rules

 

Needs to prove it in Europe mate. Big euro sides know that Celtic get free rein in Scotland (most fouls in league, least bookings)

Savco in Europe is different gravy, Red Imps, Bodo/Gimp, Midgieland et al

Fat Blanche is ok running riot vs Jack Dross but let’s see how he gets on vs European heavyweights…. Oh right, the unluckiest team in Europe just got drawn against a spent Real Madrid, a team from a war torn hell hole and the Red Bull works team

No words

 

No he isn’t. He’s a real old fashioned man's man.