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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. YourIdiotSon

    YourIdiotSon Well-Known Member

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    The offence was caused by the lesbians carrying a sign saying “lesbians hate penises”.

    Surely that’s the first rule of being a lesbian.
     
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    And having one is also a prerequisite of being a trans-woman.


    If they really were women, the trans bit would be superfluous.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> ... you including the word "reason" in a sentence is arguably your funniest ever post, Kussturd ...
     
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    Kusstardovich believes that Remainers will die of hypothermia this winter. Clearly not up with the stats. The Leave vote comprised the bulk of low earners. They believed the line that removing FoM would increase their wages and make them better off. Instead of which Tubs de Pfeffel, backed by Batshit Lizzie Bentgob in their spat with Poots quadrupled their energy bills.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Living in Fu.cked19 head rent free.
     
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  6. Willhoops

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    :emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0168-drink:emoticon-0168-drink:emoticon-0168-drink
    So you can name one company who are still trading and whose share price over the current year has been pretty stable.

    <laugh> ****ing hell
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

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    UK market share has fallen

    <laugh> ****ing hell
     
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  8. Willhoops

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    They are still trading right? Thought you said go woke go broke? I agree though they must be fuming now you no longer stock up for the behemoth.

    So you can name no companies, not one who went woke and subsequently went broke? Come on fella, must be loads going to the wall surely I see loads of idiots quoting that, not one of which has been able to name a company that’s ‘gone broke’. It’s almost as though it’s complete bollocks.
     
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  9. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Over the next 18 months, there's going to be economic armageddon with many, many firms, large and small, going broke. Presumably, that'll be because they were too 'woke' to withstand this Darwinian cataclysm. Professor Kustard, obviously from the same university as Getting It Completely ****ing Wrong For 50 years that Patrick Minford went to will confirm.
     
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  10. Willhoops

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    You know he’s desperately trying to google even the most tenuous of links. Makes a nice change, as by his other posts on here he spends most of his time looking up trannys. He’s definitely not curious though <laugh>
     
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  11. Farked19

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    Secret document locked in Kusstardovich' safe. A CSE in woodwork.
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Unilever plan to sell it off as it not making money in the UK, so Im right its going broke.

    " go woke go broke" is a figure of speech

    Bat girl was woke film now Disney will not release it

    Victoria secrets went woke, now its laying off 160 management positions due to falling sales

    West end theatres struggle to fill seats, all down to being woke

    so many more if you look
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

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    you seem rattled Fu.cked19. best for you to cut and run, while you can
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    His head is a trailer park?
     
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    ... more likely woodworm ... would explain why his cranium is so full of holes ...<laugh>
     
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  16. Willhoops

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    Called it <laugh> so what about all the other companies struggling and the ones that have gone broke? That haven’t gone woke, ffs fella there are bigger factors in play as to why a lot of businesses are struggling <doh>
     
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  17. Willhoops

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    West end theatres have suddenly gone woke?? <laugh> Kustard used to be a regular down the ballet
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    Nutcracker ... the nuts being his own <laugh>
     
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  19. Willhoops

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    The decision to cancel the film was motivated by wider cuts at Warner Bros Discovery after the two companies recently merged, and is seeking to save US$3bn. If the film is not shown, Warner Bros Discovery can take a tax write-down as a money-losing project.

    The other main factor was it was most likely **** and tested poorly in preview audiences so they cut their losses.. like has happened before but yeah woke <laugh>
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You'd think so, but the reality is not as cut and dried.
     
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