Canary Limerick Challenge 2011 - Reminder

I´d prefer to reserve judgement, wouldn´t want to start a family feud, still, at least you´ve got plenty of time to work at it until the real thing starts.

 

Fear not, kind sir, practice makes perfect

I hope you have time

Only joking, Maestro, I admire anyone who's willing to try

 

Maestro - added

 

Blimey we are a roight bunch of Pam Eyres aren't we!

 

Just like you did in Cambridge

 

I was going to say you should have stuck with a BJ, but you probably would have caught pyorrhoea!

 

The unspoken thing about Paul;
He was never a Budgie at all!!
He shafted Col Who,
And He'll shaft you lot too,
When a big club gives him the call!




Put that in your match programme!!

 

wellyblue you silly old man!
You behave like only you can!
You know nothing at all
About our manager, Paul,
He's here for a seven year plan!

 

Old Welly he rarely rants
And from his views he never recants
He's welcome here
For a virtual beer
But the team he supports are pants!

 

The squawking of Budgies I hear,
Has made it perfectly clear,
The ode that I serve,
Has hit a raw nerve,
He'll be gone in under a year!!



you can stick that in your programme too!!

 

You can almost sense the static in cyber space

Slightly off theme, but one many of us can identify with:

Now Dave’s a good old salt
Of the earth who loves his malt
He puts his nose in the air
If you ask him to share -
He keeps it locked in a vault!