I offer myself for next round of sacrifices but reckon it doesn't work if you volunteer ,so no point voting for me.
The rules of sacrifice are clear. Only the young and best looking are suitable for the gods. Anything else will only anger them.
We all have to concede that the human sacrifice worked. Winning by one or two goals could have just been because we're the better team. 9-0? That's the football Gods at work thanking us for the sacrifices.
Let's not get into the hate ok. This is about a bit of friendly worship for delivering 9 goals (all me) all while jinxing salah so he misses the target when it's easier score (wishi did that bit)