Who Should be Sacrificed?

Or Mod and virgin?

 

I offer myself for next round of sacrifices but reckon it doesn't work if you volunteer ,so no point voting for me.

 

I only got one vote - and that was me.

 

No one

 

Anything for attention eh

 

I was feeling left out...

 

The rules of sacrifice are clear.

Only the young and best looking are suitable for the gods.

Anything else will only anger them.

 

Phew.

 

Me too

 

You can bow down now and thank us.

In fact some serious worshipping is now due.

 

We all have to concede that the human sacrifice worked. Winning by one or two goals could have just been because we're the better team.

9-0? That's the football Gods at work thanking us for the sacrifices.

 

Well...

 

Bow down. Start kissing your saviours feet.

 

Wishi?

 

Luv did well tbf

 

On you knees fat lad

 

Sounds a bit gay that mate

 

Let's not get into the hate ok.

This is about a bit of friendly worship for delivering 9 goals (all me) all while jinxing salah so he misses the target when it's easier score (wishi did that bit)