Summer Transfer Window

God no.

The gayest one ever

 

I think it will be. I think we might try and pop West Ham to him.

He’s a class player and at the right age.

But the only thing I can think of is that Howe maybe doesn’t want to manage the friendship issue with Bruno!

 

GG newcastle aren't after the player it's really that simple. They never were it was a fan made story based off him visiting a friend on his birthday.

Newcastle don't want Paqueta

 

If I had a choice between the 2 it would be Maddison all day, even though I think he’s a little ****

 

Agree!

 

I'd go with either but neither will happen

 

Well, you said Isak wouldn't happen before...

Just saying.

 

Right….

Ok…….

Breathe…….

WTAF………

Why
The
****
Are
There
Links
&
Rumours
Of
Us
Signing
Scott
****ing
Worse
Than
Hayden
McTominay

Breathe……..

 

Bet it's to do with Dubs fs

 

I need to breathe

 

I reckon Isak will be our last signing.

 

OK DPP, here's a test for you. Would you take McTominay if it were a swap deal for Shelvey?

 

DPP, you OK?

Is he still beathing?

Can anyone feel a pulse?

DPP!!

 

No seeing as shelvey is injured and pressing his contract won’t be renewed

 

No feckin way... McBurger is more appealing

 

We'll get him at the end of the season when they are relegated.

 

Wasn't meant to be.

 

I tend to agree with this, as romantic as it could be if he were to come here... Surely there would have been more noise about it officially if it was going to happen.

I think we might end up with Maddison after all...