Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Well if Regi is happy to be paid for not playing for 6 months it's clear why Conti wants shot of him.

 

Especially, the manager sees a lot more of him than we do. You’d think he would be pushing to a move especially with a World Cup so close.

The club have done nothing wrong regarding Reguilon imo.

 

Blatantly have shares in Johnson & Johnson.

 

Name and shame or it didn't happen.

 

I think I can remember one or two, but won't name them in case I get 'Nam flashbacks to my school production of The Crucible

...otherwise known as confirming or denying allegations about the head of history

 

I will name myself with zero shame. I still stand by this statement. The baby oil thing is a little weird, but If Conte wants him, I'm in.

The guy made Victor Moses a key player in a league winning side. This 'not good enough for Spurs' rhetoric is weird. Just like how Conte 'not being a fit for Man U', was weird.

We've also lost Bergwijn's pace from the bench.

 

Paqueta + Traore + a CB and I’d be happy.

 

I once stapled my finger to a table in front of a class of kids...that...and unstapling my finger from the table on an hourly basis would cause me less pain than signing Traore.

 

Pfft, my school had a challenge to see who could get the biggest glob of solder on their finger

I'm starting to think that my school was prepping me for a career as the villain of a slasher film franchise...

 

My infant school had outside toilets, you were the man if you get enough pressure to piss over the wall into the playground , now I've only got enough to miss my slippers

 

Moses was actually a decent player though...

Traore can just about kick a ball.

 

Whispers that Atleti may be interested in Reguilon now.

 

Traore's vastly more skilful than Moses. It's not even close. He's just got no end product.
Even when he came on at the weekend he was beating multiple players with the ball.
He did absolutely **** all when he did so, though. As usual.

Traore is a physical beast and he's technically good with it.
He's just brainless, constantly makes poor decisions and his final ball is pathetic.
As I've said before, he's the best **** player of all time. Must have fantastic Youtube clips.

 

No way, Moses had far more technical skill about him. Traore beats people by pure speed, that's it. There's nothing technically sound about him.

 

You had s playground! Lucky sod

 

Just to prove my point about Youtube videos:

Tricks, speed, strength, oil!

Seems to be a lot of success against West Ham and City, for some reason.

 

As Spurs fans some might say we're missing a brain cell or two but you must think we're something else if you think we're sitting through a substantial amount of minutes dedicated to Adama Traore!

 

You might have to if we sign him!

I swear scouts and managers think that they can get a world class player if they fix his final ball.
Only one problem. You can't. It's like hoping a crock will stay fit. Not happening.

 

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I see your Youtube video and raise you a stat comparison link. Might go some way to understanding at least why Conte might want him.

https://www.squawka.com/en/comparison-matrix/?compare=8zFtEiiEtxCVvHfLYJNJi

Yep, he has his weaknesses, but the fella draws fouls like Aaron Lennon, takes on players like a bulldozer, and is better at crossing than you think.