Dr Strangelove (how I learned to stop worrying and love Boris)

And make the right promises

 

To serve their constituents and not themselves and their friends or pub landlords in the case of the snogger

 

You said it was this big...



But when it was time for action....



Who are you kidding...

 

Let’s change the definition of asylum to ‘as rich as me’ then we can make our idiotic plan work. Quite honestly if they wanted credibility they’d be saying ‘let’s scrap this ridiculous Rwanda plan and do something affordable and that makes sense’. Two desperate people scoring cheap points doesn’t doesn’t make either look statesmanlike or prime ministerial. It’s like a student union election this. Embarrassing stuff

 

I don't need an ethics advisor as I act with integrity says U-Turn Truss

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...efuses-to-commit-to-appointing-ethics-adviser

 

That's an act Judi Dench would be proud of

 

At last some common sense

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...olicy-exchange-attorney-general-b2142016.html

 

Mind control to Major Tom

 

Problem is mate I don't think those kind exist

 

Not while the press and media have such an influence over politics. People with clean teeth are selected over ‘bong eyes idiots’.

 

I hope so

 

It sounds as though if Labour get in they can’t afford their electric bill.

 

A record 1,295 people arrived in the UK on Monday after crossing the Channel in small boats, according to the Ministry of Defence.

It's the highest daily total since current records started in 2018. The previous high was 1,185 on 11 November 2021.


Twenty-seven boats were detected yesterday.

The provisional total for crossings so far in 2022 is 22,670; this time last year it was just short of 12,500.

Total crossings in 2021 were 28,526.

 

Those kind of numbers tell you two things.
That there’s some crap going on in other countries and that we need to work with the EU to tackle trafficking. That kind of number doesn’t coordinate itself.

 

Trafficking you said, my bad.

 

The Tory really are electing her because she pretends to be Thatcher. What a collective bunch of numpties.

 

Gerrin

 

One in four arriving by boat are according to reports this morning are Albanian men, according to @Smug in Boots figures, that's 5,667 approximately. Not sure what is going on in their country, but you are correct in saying without the help of European help the tide of people will keep coming here and not sure there is any will within Europe to find any sort of solution to migration.

 

If only we had something like the Sandhurst Agreement and the Dublin Regulation.......oh! hang on a bit