Who Should be Sacrificed?

After our worst start in decades, the only logical course of action is to sacrifice someone to appease the footballing gods. I'm far too polite to choose myself, so will let the mob decide.

 

I'm voting RHC because he incorrectly used an apostrophe the other day.

Jimmy's dislike of the saviour, James Milner, puts him in second place.

 

Not on the list!

 

#obvioustarget

 

Guess im just invisible then

 

Was going to add you then but it won't let me change it now.

 

It only works if we sacrifice a proper fan. No plastics.

 

Plastics burn great but okay

 

Not sure that getting high off plastic fumes would make us play better, but I guess it can't make us worse.

 

Mate I did a whole thread and got blanked.

 

Sacrificing you wouldn't bring much value to the Gods.

 

Not even your socks replied.

 

I don't do that anymore.

 

Yeh i saw that and blanked it

 

Do we have to sacrifice one of our own, can't we use one of our visitors?

 

If we sacrifice one of our visitors then their team would start doing better.

 

So do we get the mods to temporary ban the sacrificial lamb and then if we win keep sacrificing/banning people til the footballing gods no longer accept our offerings?

 

In the Wicker man they sacrificed Edward Woodward, he wasn't one of their own. Doesn't matter who they support as long as they're a virgin.

 

Are you saying that Ed Woodward's the way to go?