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  1. brb

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    <laugh>

    Last time I had a gun the instructor took off me and told me to fook off, can't think why. :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    <laugh>

    Last time I had a gun I tried to blow my brains out <badger>
     
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    Slap up the mrs

    If shes fat even better
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Can't be lifting my hands to a bird. Anything else?
     
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    Throw something through the window.

    One of the kids will send a strong message
     
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  6. brb

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    ah, not so good. :(
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Don't worry about it, mate. It was 7 years gone in April. Long time ago.

    The cheeky bastards tried to do me with possessing an illegal firearm when I got out of hospital <laugh>
     
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    Move home. Or maybe speak to them in a calm and sensible way so that they think you're a bit unhinged and that you might kill them in their sleep.

    Went around a neighbor's house at midnight in my pants once my only words were "get your ****ing dog in!". Think they sold the dog. Never heard it again.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    <laugh>

    Moving home is out the question. Forgot to mention, my neighbour the other way is a magistrate so I'm always wary of that. I'm finding that I want confrontation less and less as I get older, I now try and afford it at all costs. I think I'll try and catch him by himself when he goes to work, see if a quiet word can do the trick
     
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    Ask him who that bloke is that comes round his house every day when he has gone to work and the kids are at school. The arguments might get a bit worse for a few weeks but hopefully one of them will then leave, preferably with the kids.
     
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    Morning.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Mornin

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    morning
     
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    Waiting to do the tyre pressure and hoover out the car, **** in front of me must have pumped £10 into the machine so far.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Yo
     
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    Ffs, feel like I've just travelled back in time on not606, quite genius of us to create such a timewarp empowering machine...

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