Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Reports are circulating that if Manchester United lose Against Liverpool then Erik Ten Hag will be replaced by Roy Cropper , Roy cropper will sell his business Roy's Rolls to focus on his managerial career.

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It'd be churlish for utd to give an ajax manager less time than palace gave one.

 

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Always there in a time of need, Dalglish’s return to Liverpool in 2011 surprised many, and while it was not a straightforward time, having the King back in the dugout was a delight.

 

From article:

How to Avoid Killer Whales Attack

When one spots a killer whale on the verge of attacking a boat or a yacht, it is advisable to do the following:

• To stop the boat/ yacht and turn off the engines.
• Please do not yell, touch, or throw things at them
• Try to avoid contact.
• Contact the authorities as soon as possible.
• Don’t jump into a tank with any whale in captivity if you are not a good trainer.
• Do not intentionally assume the features of a seal because they are one of the menus of these marine mammals.
• Avoid hopping in the water with killer whales.

How does one assume the features of a seal?

 

Cut your arms and legs off while eating fresh fish.............and wriggle about a bit

 

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You have to be a little crazy

 

Put on a suit and start signing kiss from a rose?

 

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Back in 2015, still a classic

Genuine comment from The Guardian podcast
"Rooney ends goal drought with 3 at once, just like a London bus, he's big, red, and will pick up your granny"

 

Time never goes any slower than when your hungover in work.

 

The only solution to hungover is another pint.

 

Alcohol just makes me sleepy. I usually fall asleep before I can drink enough to get a hangover.

 

I just got a telephone call from my kid's school telling me the phone system is down.

 

Magic.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62750584

Another Russian oligarch dead. The purge continues.

 

Russian roulette suspicious .

 

Is it really a "fall" if you're injected with polonium, shot a dozen times, stabbed through the heart, electrocuted, and then thrown out the window.

Either way.... Nothing suspicious about that death.

 

There seems to be quite a few being removed in the purge.

At some point it's either 100% total lock on power or someone knocks on the door and shoots putin in the face.

At this point of the conflict putin seems to have a total lock and like stalin purging the red army those who might do something will all be disappeared cos they were too weak to stop it happening.

 

It's like a sort of drawn out Night of the Long Knives.