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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    it’s your wife that’s expensive brh
     
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  2. BobbyD

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    lol my wifes cheap, just sometimes naggy

    Its my mum thats the expensive bitch
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    You’re wife has you mesmerised

    even turned you against your mum
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    Would never turn me against you boys though.

    Bros before hoes

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    Spot on.
    He's mummy's boy.
    Not once in her life has she sided with me.
    Even when he put his fist through a window and severed his tendons it was my fault <laugh>
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    kinda woman that deserves to be cheated on tbf
     
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    Your mum's expensive?

    Mines a proper expensive person.

    I'm one of four sons.

    About four years ago she changed her will to leave everything to one son.

    Her reasoning is that his house needs renovating and he needs the money the most.
    Go figure.
     
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    Nothing to do with reasoning. She's just a **** stirring **** who's hoping to stir as much **** as she can even after death. <applause>
     
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    At least this means she gonna leave you one of her eyes brh

    think positive
     
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    Schlem chattin to himself
     
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    Evening spurly.
     
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    Getting my new eye on Wednesday.

    Hoping for better things.

    Hoping that the hot chick that does my eye doesn't wear a mask :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  13. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    The finland Prime Minister is sexy as **** and cool as ****.

    This is her at work being the Prime Minister

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    This is her at a house party

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    This is her nightclubbing

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    Rights. She'd blend in well doon the bigg market
     
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    Still in the pub, going home in a bit. Every kid best have gone home.
     
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    Mr Grumpy
     
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    Luv when he gets home and finds the kids still there...

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    Walking home now, just going to bed. Mrs luv getting on my nerves. Worst Friday ever. Except that one time but I won't go into that, too many drugs to truly remember it.
     
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    I'm struggling to stay awake now. It's been a long day. Night all x
     
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