Keep throwing cash at it! New Members Welcome! We’ll pay you to stay, the longer you stay, the more you get! Some if our current member are fully loaded and rolling in it!!!!
Many thanks to my Co Director Rog for his words is wisdom to a possible new con job / sorry, l mean, a new membership for such a magnificent person as, Redruth. All yee, pay yee, l say! Please donate today, to Reverend Didleys Retirement Fund.
Have you paid yet, Redruth ? I've been a member for some years now, but all I received was an FA card, which apparently stands for Feck All
I like the cut of Redruths jib, even if he is from Cornwall its just an accident of birth and not his fault, as a canny lad i suggest we let him join for 1 year free of charge unless Rev Didley puts in a stewards enquiry