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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I don’t take pills mate. Clean and sober 20 years, under no drug induced illusions, and not willing to roll over for the oligarchs, the Bullingdon Club or the Eton Rifles.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    14 of us living in a septic tank…
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    So, given we're all largely in agreement on the key issues, and that no matter what colour rosette, politicians are not going to radically change anything, but simply take from a different pocket, what solutions are people offering?
     
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  4. Uncle Colm

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  5. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    And trannies. Don't forget the trannies. You can forget the cost of living crisis, energy price gouging, corruption, rampant inflation, the United Kingdom of Kleptopia, and the NHS dying on its arse, but ffs remember the most important thing facing us in this utter ****storm - unisex toilets. And Muslim trannies are the worst.
     
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  6. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    My daughter went to a fancy prep school before she reached 5 and state nursery age (believe it or not, around that time -2000 - it was cheaper than childminders). Practically three-quarters of the parents were farmers and landowners. I took her to a birthday party for one of her classmates at some country house the size of Southfork during the Foot-And-Mouth crisis. There must have been 30 big 4x 4's on the grounds: Toyotas, Mercedes, Jeeps, Hyundais, Mitsibushis, Suzukis, Audis.... and every one of them had a 'Buy British Beef - Save Our Farmers!' sticker on them. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    Did the cows have save our Land rovers on their bums?
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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    That's the point, Pomps, I didn't see one Land Rover, just rows of parked foreign 4x4's. Their sense of entitlement is outstanding. I went for a pint with one of them later (we were quite friendly - he was a good laugh and supported Liverpool), but he never stopped rattling on about how subsidised the railways were and how he never used them. ironic as he'd told one of the other parents he was on £30k a year subsidies from the EU, and this was 22 years ago.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye OK then, Che!


    <laugh>
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A total extinction event would be nice.
     
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  13. Uncle Colm

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  14. Archers Road

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    Eat the rich <ok>
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    Probably due a large asteroid hitting the earth and shifting the polar axis about now. Only the cockroaches and Keith Richards will survive.
     
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  16. DMD

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    Hmm, as hopeless and feckless as they are, it looks like it's fair to say that the politicians have a slightly better focus on the issues and solutions than the resident lefties on here do.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He thinks politicians have FOCUS!

    On the ISSUES!

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    Oh ain't it sweet!

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  18. DMD

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    Actually, no he doesn't.

    He just thinks thick twats like you have proven that you haven't a clue, and have blubbed for a decade, and just been squealing 'not that <diva>' with no ****ing idea of a credible alternative.

    It's why some of us have kept hydrated on your tears while we laughed at you. <laugh>
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    War, it will solve everything
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its still illegal, do you not keep up the UK laws?
     
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