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viking erik - banned

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by - jordan -, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    What would we do without the Profanisaurus?
     
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  2. Edward II

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    I'd be lost without it. The Magna Fartlet has been a welcome addition to the Erik household. <ok>
     
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    Barse in my world, although liking the word Scranus<ok>
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

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    i didnt ask him to go, he stalked me there.
     
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    Ah ha.

    I see what you have done here...
     
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  6. VenomPD

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    It's more satisfying to slap in a woman in the face and say "Lick my Scranus clean, bitch" than it is to use Barse....
     
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  7. Edward II

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    Nothing?
     
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    or bole

    between your bollocks and arsehole
     
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  9. Edward II

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    Do you get off on watching a woman lick cornflake-sized pieces of arse crusty off you?
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    No, but it saves walking to the bathroom and picking up a cloth <ok>
     
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    So why would the Magna Farta be a welcome addition to the Erik Household if you weren't Erik?
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    You remind me of potato face Erik
     
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  13. Edward II

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    I thought it was obvious I was Erik? Edward I banned this morning, this account only created today, profile saying I'm a Hull fan, etc?
     
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    Wasn't on this morning, and don't keep track of your various guises, why the **** would I?
     
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  15. Edward II

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    Because you love me and would like to lick my barse clean?
     
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  16. Edward II

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    What in the name of Krishna are you talking about!?
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    thats his extra sensitive side
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    It's actually the bit he wiped on her sofa first <ok>
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    its called the perineum btw folks.
     
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  20. Edward II

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    Show us your Humber Bridge please
     
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