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Bruce is gonna cock it up for you guys again

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Chappaz, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7285227/

    Here is Bruce's thought pattern:

    1). Sessegnon played as a striker, doesn't score

    2). Sessegnon eventually moved back to his natural winger position and scores 2 goals in 2 games

    3). Bruce then ponders whether to move Sessegnon back to being a striker


    I honestly pity you guys having this man as a manager, I really do.
     
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  2. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    You again?

    I was hoping you were seriously unwell.
     
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  3. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Considering that some people on here have family members who are (or are themselves) quite unwell, I think it's in extremely bad taste to 'hope' that someone is seriously unwell who you've never met.

    I suspect that you're too much of a **** to realise that though unfortunately.
     
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  4. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Seriously though Chappaz -you're annoying, go away.
     
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  5. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    o rly
     
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  6. CyprusMackem

    CyprusMackem Active Member

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    For the life of me I don't know why you care so much about Sunderland.
    Find something else to occupy your time.
    Have a **** or two.
     
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  7. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Just thought I'd share some news I spotted and found quite funny. Thought it might be of interest to you guys so I posted it. Where's the harm?
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I promise you that if Sunderland were sitting 3rd in the prem your team formation would not matter to me, TBH we are sitting 14th and it still does not
     
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  9. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Are you guys gonna chat about the topic itself or shall I prepare my tin hat for an aerial bombardment of ****e?
     
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  10. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    I have to ask..... Why do you always WUM this lot? They all know that Bruce is an idiot. Lets just enjoy being better than them and putting them back in their rightful spot (for the time being) with our actions on the pitch :)
     
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  11. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    go **** yersel fat twat.,
     
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  12. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Believe it or not I'm not even wumming. I did find it interesting and wanted to share it to see some mackem opinions as I personally find Bruce's thought patterns rather baffling.

    I actually thought some people might agree but perhaps I was naive and overestimated the IQ of some. Things will never change.
     
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  13. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Well yes I can see what you mean but like I said, chances are they will have probably expected this sort of nonsense from SB anyway. I can see his thinking though but with Bender and Whickham performing well I doubt he would wish to break his cover so easily ;)
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A hint for the weekend maybe!
     
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  15. DaveySAFC

    DaveySAFC Member

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    Chappaz,

    I honestly dont know why Bruce is even thinking of moving Sess back up top, the guys playing up front have played well and scored goals so I dont see any need to change it again.
     
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  16. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    I just want someone to shake him and make him realise the incredibly obvious flaw. If he doesn't score in one position, but scores in another, you don't move him back to the position where he doesn't score!

    I think Bruce is focusing on the 'Striker' label more than anything else.
     
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  17. newtonlee2

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    Bruce is a ****ing idiot if he puts Sess back up front

    what a twat he is!
     
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  18. DaveySAFC

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    It seems like he could be lad who knows what he's thinking.

    When Sess played up top he couldnt hit a barn door, now he's in his best position and delivering the goods if its not broke dont fix it.
     
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  19. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I think if if could find a couple of lads he'd happily **** them off but he's been round most of them on toonside now and they are bored with him.

    Mind, I reckon he just likes jacking off talking about SAFC. I've never know a fan from another club so infatuated with another club to this genital warts extent.
     
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  20. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    You still organising protests about Ashley and Pardew?

    ****ing plank.
     
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