Plant the first one in Greta's garden so she can look at it for evermore the stupid pixie will be long gone before the carbon blade disintegrates...... save the planet how very dare you
****nose shako I'm at this Irish Catholic funeral i was telling you about and it's a free bar and I'm throwing it down my neck
Who the **** is **** nose I remember OLOF, are you on your first pint. Mind the priest doesn't drop the hand.
The companies can get some of the carbon credits for signing up to green energy, but there's more energy used by these companies than the green methods can provide, but they still get their credits.
I'll never forget how my priest taught me how to milk a cow blindfolded Never saw the ****ing cow mind . I'm in the Irish centre and the beer is on the deceased I'm staying here til otherwise
Haywards heath in Sussex is encouraging it's residents to give meat the elbow and the councilors have decided to join a crusade called the plant based treaty.....so instead of a nice steak they want all the people to have a good tuck in on a combo of elderflower soup and roast crickets and tough **** on any local dairy farmers and Mr bloggs the butcher......if Mr ponsenby-smythe the council leader wants an avacado lunch good for him but if I lived in this town I would be giving him the Cumberland sausage salute
Hadi matar the attacker who tried to murder Salman Rushdie presumably to carry out the fatwa placed on the author decades ago over his "freedom of speech" book the satanic verses hasn't as yet been charged as the police are waiting to access electronic equipment that he had and unsure of the real motive as of yet......well I doubt the reason was a bit more than being miffed over Mr Rushdie not signing a copy of his book for him eh Mr police chief
Sky sports football resorting to Karen Carney as a pundit. F**king hell. Unwatchable. Bring back Micah Richards.
oh dear looks like the likes of carney and co don't appreciate what mr souness came out with after the spuds/chelski game yesterday when he commented about the feisty encounter "it's a mans game,all of a sudden now" so twatter revs up with a couple of womens footballers wading in saying what a disgraceful comment etc,etc well ladies it was a man's footy match played by men and he's right.........let's face it the standard of your footy is schoolboy u16 so don't pretend it isn't if you think it is higher than that you need to look at yourself in the mirror, not pontificate on a game who's level you will never get to...period...oh and souey says he doesn't regret saying it, well done it's called free speech
Yep. It’s a man’s game. When I were a lad we were always pulling the other lads hair, it’s what real men do.