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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Terry Kustard, the unintelligent not606 character.
     
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  2. Uncle Colm

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    Yep. I remember in 2014 The Gammon and Farage started that line about an independent Shetlands, and it was quietly pointed out to them by senior Scottish No figures like Gordon Brown to shut the **** up as they didn't understand Maritime Law, and they weren't helping things.
     
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  3. Uncle Colm

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    Where that £37bn went. read if you dare (or can, in some cases)

     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I see Wee Mckrankee has you right under her spell

    If they are independent they get the oil rights, its all in black and white.

    Think on the brightside, you got likes from the rent boy twins
     
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  6. Uncle Colm

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  7. Uncle Colm

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Some folk just can't be helped. I'll just leave it there and let you wallow in your ignorance.

    You must be a happy wee soul.
    <laugh>
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Krustard now thinks Nicola Sturgeon is in charge international maritime law now.

    He's dafter that daft that wan.
     
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  10. DMD

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    First of all they'd have to find a way of being allowed to have a referendum on independence, then they'd have to find a way of winning it, both of which are unlikely given the current situation.

    In the very unlikely event that they somehow managed both of those, they'd then have to pass the eco-rules, which would be difficult given the economic mess they'd be in if they managed to get that far, and they'd have an even harder task of resisting some form of devolution for the Islands. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Eee up lads...Dummed has freed himself from the tacky Wetherspoons carpet to put in an appearance. Shame it didn't make any sense, but then again it is His Dummedship. Kusstardovich along in a trice.
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

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    Look on the bright side, not think, Terry.

    Thinking is when something happens in your brain.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What a fùcking waste of bytes that pile of pìsh is. Did you take an especially strong stupid pill this morning?
     
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  14. DMD

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    It's notable you can't refute any of it. :emoticon-0105-wink:

    I guess it could be elaborated further, and look at the fact that Scotland don't 'own' the oil, but just the tax revenue from it coming ashore, but they also have a liability for the decommissioning costs for the oil rigs that need to be accounted for along with the decline in oil profits, and the links to the greens, or perhaps look at why Krankie **** her pants when Westminster called her bluff and she was offered full fiscal autonomy back in 2015. <laugh>
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Scotland doesn't own any oil rigs mate. The decommissioning costs are down to the companies that own them. There is no decline in oil profits. In fact the British treasury has just had the most revenue from Scottish oil they have ever had. That's in 50 years bullet brain.

    Wtf is wrong with you people. Scotland must be the only oil producing nation in the world where having oil is a terrible thing.

    Take a day aff being a dipstick ffs.

    <doh>
     
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  16. DMD

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    You clearly haven't looked very deeply into this at all have you. I reckon at best you've seen some headlines from some SNP propaganda. <laugh>
     
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    Looked deeply into what, the pìsh you post?

    No I haven't because I don't need to. Usually I just laugh, shake my head then school you in every reply.

    Pretty simple really...like you tbf.
     
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  19. DMD

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    The fact you assumed I'd said Scotland owns the rigs, when what I actually said is that they have a liability for decommissioning suggests that you've a lot of work to do to fill the many gaps in your understanding.

    It's also true that Krankie **** herself when they called her bluff and offered her full fiscal autonomy. The reasons behind that say a lot.

    But it's academic, as there is no referendum liable to occur, and the current polls suggest that even if they found a way around that, it would be the same outcome as the previous 'once in a generation' vote. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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