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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    That's bringing kids into it.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'd be amazed if you could make 20 with those numbers let alone 500 <laugh>
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    20 more than you <cheers>
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    “the independent socialist Republic of Scotland” <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Do you get your stuff from the same dealer as @Archers Road? Keep drinking the Buckfast...
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    ^^^ Brain dead clueless Remainer proves case against himself with own dystopian reasoning. <doh>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Definitely Asperger's
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Does he realise the oil belongs to the Islands, who want nothing to do with independent Communist republic of Putin Scoltand
     
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  9. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I know a burd that drinks Peroni (bloody expensive for a tiddly little bottle) and has a Labour membership card but I am not sure she knows about t’interweb.

    If I could get her to drink Piña colada and there was any rain to get caught out in... I wonder if there are any dunes at Bridlington... <hug>
     
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  10. Farked19

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    Most of them up there can't read so the personal ads go right over their heads, more likely gòrgeing themselves on a parmo.
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    He so reminds me of Mr Logic.

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    Know what I mean?
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    And here's Terry ****witt brought to life.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I just cast them out then reel them in. Stupid ones never fail.

    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No it doesn't. I think we have been through this all before with DuMDum. Do I need to school you as well.

    Go check out maritime law and how the islands are classified.

    You're welcome.
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    So you got nothing to refute anything I posted, pointing out the absurdity of your brainwashed right wing bullshit.

    You regurgitate crap that confirms your tragic view of life without the capacity to think for yourself. You sir are a moron. Now stfu and sit down <ok>
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Hi Tranny boy, how are you today

    Found out what a woman is yet?
     
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  18. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You'll need to explain what maritime means to him first.

    Probably the words law and classified as well.

    I wouldn't hold up much hope of him managing even after you have though. If it's not in big fonts on the front page of the Daily Fail with a large picture of the sea he'll struggle I'm afraid.
     
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