British Politics spam thread

Wriggle dull bingo is the gift that keeps giving

 

Minford, who said, during the Brexit referendum, 'The UK losing its manufacturing base would be no bad thing'. And the day after the result, C4 vox-popped Hartlepool and one of the ****wit monkey-hangers said 'Great, we've been told that they [?] will open up new factories now'.

 

Where is the resident Monkey Hanger? What's his latest moniker ?

 

so why are they asking the English for more dosh?

 

Brexit ****show episode 97. Other half is expecting a parcel from France, a few bits and pieces from relatives, oh and a pair of sunglasses. Received this today



What an absolute carnival of braindead spasticity Brexit truly is. All Brexit voters should be made to wear **** hats and **** shoes at all times, so the rest of us can be reminded of what ****s you all are. ****s.

 

You already wear velcro shoes and a 'Dunce' cap so you will be fine.

No doubt you eat lard and beat your kids.

 

Had those down in the beer gardens of London today.

Has been bootiful.

I love Capitalism.

 

That'll be why 30 of them have gone bust then.

 

Good day delivering pizza?

 

Tory leadership contender Rishi Sunak has told Conservative party members he had been working to divert funding from “deprived urban areas” towards more prosperous towns.

The former chancellor said he had started changing public funding formulas to ensure more prosperous towns receive “the funding they deserve”.

The New Statesman magazine, which obtained video revealing Mr Sunak’s remarks, said they were made to grassroots Tories in Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent, on July 29, as part of his campaigning for the Tory leadership.


DuMDum fails again

 

I'M IN AWE AT THIS!!

 

Every time Truss or Sunak come out with another nasty plan to screw the workers, the poor and the vulnerable - the next day when the **** hits the fan some fck nugget comes out with "oh no no no, that's not what they meant they meant this."

And dense, Dull, dickheads too deluded to admit they're being fcked up the arse by the very ppl they support try and defend them.

What's even funnier is both these buffoons are claiming they're not the "continuity candidates" after Bojo the clown

 

Exactly the same from USA or China


You dont pay customs duty from an EU country unless over £135

Your net pointless question is....

 

^^^

This chomper calling anyone "dense, Dull, dickheads" is the personification of irony.

 

You are the Dumbest ****, **** off

 

Glad you agree with me.

Do you need another fix?

 

I am suspicious of this "gaffe". It seems to have played rather well with the membership.

 

They're really not sending us their best are they.