Summer Transfer Window

FFS.......Mental note wear covid mask and rubber gloves on Saturday

 

Good luck with the Lergy Kid on Saturday.

 

Honestly man, it makes a dose of clap and bad case of crabs seem like it should be worn with a badge of honour

 

Maddison deal is now 100% off.

Luke Edwards believes its 100% on.

 

It’s all in the past and happy memories. All is cleansed.

 

For the record I’ve never had an STD and I’ve never actually had any infections of any sorts.

I just posted it for the laughs and giggles.

Im a virgin.

 

^^^^

 

Dear Lord,

Its been a while since we last spoke.

But please please please don't let the chant "shoes off if you love the toon" circulate this weekend

 

Hopefully a bit of broken clock syndrome

 

@Hung,Drawn and Quartered I know what's going through your head, I can hear the thoughts from here

 

****ing uncanny that

 

Great minds or sick minds think together

 

Aye I thought you were…

 

This player looks like fire... Stats aren't good though

 

Chelsea are willing to offer French defender Wesley Fofana £200,000 a week if they can strike a deal with Leicester City, who want £85m for the 21-year-old. (Mail)

The problem is I can realistically see Chelsea paying that ****ing stupid fee, and thus having less need to cash in on Maddison.

 

Leicester apparently told us he ain’t for sale. Ain’t gonna happen. Need to move on

 

Also said they value him at £60m.

If they're sticking price tags on him then he can be bought.

 

And they are rumoured to be looking at Sesko and De Jong plus signing that Villa youngster.As Albert asked where are they getting the money,had they no income for 6 months or more?