I think we should all have to pay compensation to the offspring of the original owners. As oil was made from ancient creatures, and plastic is made of oil, toy dinosaurs* are actually made from real ones. *I know they're different, it's a ****ing joke ya **** ya.
Everything is made from star dust. You, me, oil, dinosaurs, everything that has ever been. Atoms don't come into existence. They are continually re-used. Star dust.
Hydrogen and helium were formed seconds after the Big Bang. They formed the first stars. I wasn't there, but this is what I'm told.
When the wind doesn't blow! In Scotland! See for some cùnt that spends all day every day talking about Scotland you know sweet fùck all about the place don't you ya tedious cùnt.
Oh so when the energy firms saddled us with a massive 54% price rise they were actually doing us a favour. Making us put a wee bit of thought to how we use our leccy? Nowt to do with them wanting to increase their already massive profits then? You really are the dumbest cùnt in any room. We will be sure to look after our neighbours when we become independent. We will use our massive oil and gas resources to set up a few heat banks around Engurland for those not fortunate enough to be able to pay their extortionate Tory complicit household bills.
You'd be ****ed if you expanded tidal and hydropower up there too, as there are no tides on the Atlantic coast, and no rivers or mountain lakes up there either. Oh, wait....
We already have a very large Hydroelectric output. 85% of the UKs output as it happens. Enough to power half of Scotland's homes. Which is pretty handy considering how not windy it is up here.
Scotland also outperforms all the other UK nations in terms of international exports. Scotland is the only UK nation to have exported more goods internationally than it has imported every year since records began. In contrast, England’s international trade deficit in goods is massive.In terms of exports per head, Scotland outperforms the UK: Scotland exports £17,455 per head per year, while the UK exports £8,626. Scotland also outperforms – or competes closely with – other small-to-medium-sized nations in Europe. The new Venezuela though!
We already do mate. That will all have to stop after independence though as there will have to be hard border and England won't want to trade with us no more. Such a shame tbh. Mibbe the Russians will supply your gas and electricity needs. Boris could have a word. I hear he is well in with the Kremlin.
Scotland will be just fine when they are back in the EU. EDF has whacked up prices to UK customers to finance their own. Another JRM Brexit bonus.
