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Doctor Diddles Fake Medical Q & A

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You may be colourblind!
    I am when it suits!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    did it come from a fanny pox
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 30, 2022
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    Fanny Pox, Monkey Pox, all the same isn't it ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 30, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Someone call a medicab!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Do you need medical assistance, Didley ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 30, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Think l need a nurse!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2022
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    Don't we all !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 30, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That will be $75 thank you.
    Cash or card?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 31, 2022
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    A post card will do. Cheers!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 31, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There will be an extra postage fee, a delivery fee, a delayed interest performance fee, a ‘l don’t give a toss’ fee…… a ….
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 1, 2022
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    It all mounts up, doesn't it !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 1, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i see you didnt allow for a .**** that for a lark fee?
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 2, 2022
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    You'd think Didley would have offered me a discount wouldn't you !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 2, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    What ...he didnt discount you... what a charlatan.................boooooooo
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 2, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dear patients,
    The doctor has incurred much additional costs that need to be passed on, otherwise, the doctor will go broke!

    No one understands how hard it is to be a fully certified medical practitioner!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 2, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Ah well that explains a lot ...............................................................................greed will always triumph over evil :emoticon-0116-evilg<whistle>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 2, 2022
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    I am but a humble practitioner!
    Please give generously!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 3, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i would to your female assistant:emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 3, 2022
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    Is this her ?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 3, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I’ll let you know she had a bad case of
    Slip-a-dicktome and the Doctor have to give solid advice.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 3, 2022
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