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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Jonas' Dance Teacher, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Tim Krul - 9 - Never seen a keeper so good against these Stoke thugs, caught or punched 99% of what they threw at him

    Danny Simpson - 8 - Best performance since Arsenal away last year. Etherington in his pocket

    Steven Taylor - 8 - Solid as ever, even with the mask. Him and Colo are perfect

    Fabricio Coloccini - 8 - People might call me deluded, but he is world class. The best centre back we have had while I've been alive

    Ryan Taylor - 8 - Helped by Jonas brilliantly, but when they got past Jonas he was awesome

    Gabriel Obertan - 8 - Best game for us so far. Absolutely brilliant and I hope he keeps it up. Great cross for Demba's first

    Danny Guthrie - 7 - Solid in the centre of the pitch. Wouldn't have know Tiote was out injured

    Yohan Cabaye - 7 - He is a great little player. Got stuck in and some of his through balls were unreal

    Jonas Gutierrez - 9 - Not much going forward, but he was clearly told to stay back with Taylor. He is so commited to the cause and I love him

    Demba Ba - 9 - Great hat trick and first half performance was brillant. Second was bit more quiet when Stoke kept attacking, but man of the match

    Leon Best - 7 - Works hard for the team. He is the most improved player of all time. He has gone from a **** Championship striker to a genuine quality Premier League striker

    SUBS

    James Perch - 5 - **** myself when he came on, booked straight away, but good tackle at the end I suppose

    Sammy Ameobi - 5 - Not on long enough to do anything

    Dan Gosling - 10 - Never gave the ball away, did everything he had to do right. Not that he even got a touch like ;)
     
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  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Well I thought it was a good thread :p
     
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  3. Vuckic's Faces

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    Krul 7 Ok overall, but a few mistakes, but I don't blame him, he's playing against STOKE

    Simpson 8 was excellent, had Ethrington on his back pocket, one of his best games for us.


    Coloccini 7.5 Solid as ever



    S Taylor 7.5 Solid as ever


    R Talyor 7.5 Like Simpson Excellent game, and him and Jonas has Pennant in their pockets


    Guthrie 8 Ran the show with Cabaye, they controlled the midfield easily as Stoke are ****


    Cabaye 8 Same as Guthrie


    Obertan 8 Great final product today, and nearly scored.


    Gutierrez 8 Did everything in the defensive side, worked his arse off, great shift mate


    Ba 9.9 No comment


    Best 7 Held up the ball well, and has a good understanding with Ba, but still no goals.
     
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    I blame Perch for their goal!!!

    They saw Perch getting ready, so they got motivated, and told them selves, we're back in this.

    But ah well.
     
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    not going to rate them this time as i think as a team they all played excellent great team performance everyone worked hard for each other and the cause and 3rd as well .......PROUD TO BE A GEORDIE TONIGHT.... HTL
     
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    Harsh on Best for me. Was brilliant in holding the ball up and worked his backside off. Yes he didn't score but he contributed a hell of a lot.
     
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    Agree with this. <ok>
     
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  8. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Lol. I did say he worked hard and has improved loads. Not sure he deserved anymore than a 7, but maybe it was just me
     
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    You mean bastard!!! :p
     
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    Haha, anyway whole team deserves praise. Not one bad performance from the starting 11 - all of them were fantastic.

    What a team we have :)

    No Tiote, no Hatem, no Santon, no Marveaux and we still won easily
     
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  11. MrToontastic

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    How can you give Krul a 9, his kicking was woeful and he dropped one in the first half, nearly into his own net and nearly let one float over him in the second. Godd game but not a 9

    Krul 7
    Simpson 7.5
    Coloccini 7.5
    S Taylor 7.5
    R Talyor 7.5
    Guthrie 8
    Cabaye 7
    Obertan 8.5
    Gutierrez 8
    Ba 9
    Best 7.5

    Perch 4
     
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    With the pressure that he was put under - he did brilliant.
     
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    Not disputing this but his kicking and some of his catching was woeful by no means a 9
     
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    Funny how differently people think :p lol

    Thats what is great about banter :)

    I know some of his kicks were gash like, but not gunna take notice of that tbh :p
     
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    Cabaye 5 for me. Worst perfomance yet.
     
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    I thought he did alright lol
     
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    For the hat trick alone I'd give Ba a 10.
     
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    I was tempted lol
     
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  19. MrToontastic

    MrToontastic Well-Known Member

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    But the whole point in a rating is to judge how a player played overall not just pick what he did well and rate him high because of that.

    Krul's ball winning, domination of the 18 yard box and saves were good but he did other things that pulls his overall game down to 7.
     
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    Its all about opinions lol and I'm sticking to mine :)

    Don't think any keeper has played better than that at the Brittania recently
     
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