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Match tickets and Season Tickets discussion thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Feb 14, 2022.

  1. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Toonarmy 1892 and his old man with their new scheme to get tickets for Crystal Palace game in disabled area <laugh><laugh><laugh>

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  2. Judge Death

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    Our very own Lou and Andy
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    been done before
    they will be onto them in a flash

     
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  4. ToonArmy1892

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    Worst ways i don't get in, or i get asked to leave.

    I certainly won't be handing my ticket over to them so at least it will just be that game, these tickets aren't actually under our name like, i used a different account.
     
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  5. ToonArmy1892

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    Just got e-mail response, they said it depends what area of the stadium it is in and to ring them.

    Think i'll actually go to the box office though as don't want to be giving too many details over the phone.
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Forget to take your tickets as well but remember the “area”.
     
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  7. Magdad

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    The area he has bought kids tickets for is the proper family area though <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    Yeah but if it’s a false account, with a false name and he calls in on spec in fancy dress and no exact details or paperwork on him he can always leg it and try it again in the future.

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  9. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna call in the box office before the game on Sat, hopefully get them upgraded, if not i'm in Newcastle again on Thursday so will try again, if i can't get them both upgraded i'll try and get one upgraded and i risk going in as a junior, if we can't get either upgraded, we are just risking it anyway, if we get turned away we'll just go to a pub and it's only one game.

    That's our plan of action <laugh>
     
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  10. Magdad

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    Have you not got one for tomorrow like?
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

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    Ner just Bilbao.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Damn it, we were all gonna head into the Beehive to spot the lad looking for a spare ticket as he couldn't figure out the purchase button on the clubs website.

    No need to head to The Beehive now lads <laugh>
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    Cheap pints :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  14. Magdad

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    Not as cheap as they might be later <whistle>
     
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  15. Magdad

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  16. Rum & Black for 2

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    He’d have been the one in the school blazer and tie.

    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  17. ToonArmy1892

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  18. Magdad

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    If you fancy hedging your bets you could try this:
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    £10 ****ing quid piss off. They should just keep their box and make a donation to charity lol.
     
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