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There's been some trolling foreshore.

 

Who's taking the bait?

 

You're mixing your Zodiacal signs. It's started as Pisces, but ended up as Libra. There you go, a whole new field of pun opportunities.

 

There’s a fish called a Pomfret
How the hell do you order that with chips in France?

 

I've gone for it, hook, line and sinker. Oh, and we should buy Gaston Ramirez (again)

 

Buying a player that satisfies the fish pun fan, that’s the bream

 

I see see we found the net against Monaco.

 

No need too carp on about it.

 

Twice!

 

I have it online

 

Pomfret avec Pommes Frites, bien sur. Je suis un rockstar, J'ai un residence, dans Le South of France

 

Juan Les Pins?

 

Right on Brill.

 

Wasn't he one of the French back three in their World Cup victory?

 

All three of them I think

 

Did you put a squid on the win?

 

At some point in the very near future, one/all of the mods will realise that the link between the title of this thread and the actual content will be even more tenuous than Boris' grip on reality (just to cross threads)

 

And even further from the truth.

 

Saints net a third.

 

I was tempted to put a monkey on it, halibut I wasn't certain. I decided to put salmon Germany in the Euros.