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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Trying to educate you is a pointless waste of time. You cannot even define a woman yet. An insoluble dichotomy.
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Brain dead Leftie on Twitter incapable of understanding basic English in her desperate hurry to foam at the mouth about absolutely anything to do with Boris. She must be shagging somebody in the Official Raving Loony Party – probably a woman with a penis.
     
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  3. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Crazed Lefties having a proper meltdown on Twitter with the hashtag #StarmerOut trending as news finally reaches them about how Dame Kelly made a speech in Liverpool on Monday saying that he was not going to nationalise everything and the Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves backed him up while half his front bench Muppets disagreed and said that they were going to nationalise everything. <doh>

    So there is no dispute at the Official Raving Loony Party: the leader says one thing (this week’s opinion, another will be along soon) and virtually everyone else says something else. This business-as-usual cats fighting in a sack is not getting much media coverage because the media is too busy stoking the Sunak versus Truss pair of cats fighting in a sack.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    They were warned. Also its illegal to be a flying picket*




    *not the band
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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  6. Pattern Of Assistance

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    The irony <laugh>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I am indeed part of the management team ... and we are listed on the LSE, which means we are under the strictest regulatory rules and under constant press scrutiny ... so sorry to destroy your little fantasy so abruptly...

    ... but you miss the point (as usual) ... our distribution worked perfectly well whilst we were in the EU ... no real difference to sending goods to customers in the UK ... the tits that orchestrated the Brexit debacle made many assurances of how British business would be better off out of the EU ... just one blatant lie in a plethora of blatant lies ...

    As to the Linekers. Played regularly against Gary at school and was in the team just above his age at Aylestone Park in the Sunday League ... also played against Wayne a couple of times after I returned from University. The pair were like chalk and cheese playing wise, Gary relied on his ability whilst Wayne was very much a purveyor of the dark arts on the pitch. He once elbowed one of my cousins in a Sunday League game which heralded him then getting completely clattered time and time again... one of our team who worked on the markets and knew him well chuckled when he started whinging about the treatment he was getting and 'politely' told him that the lad he'd elbowed was one of 5 cousins in our team that day - he was pretty anonymous for the rest of the game, as I recall <cheers>
     
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  8. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Lineker won't be popular amongst the right wing mongs. He's too intelligent, same as Gary Neville. I wonder what Kustard thinks of Sir Alex. Ian Wright seems ok too, although I have no idea as to his politics. But they probably won't like him for another reason.
     
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  9. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Lineker and Neville are intelligent?

    FFS <laugh>
     
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  10. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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  11. Pattern Of Assistance

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    'THIS MACHINE KILLS FACISTS'

    What an utter dork!

    <laugh>
     
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    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Probably both can spell and punctuate, unlike the majority of Brexitards.
     
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  13. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Fvck sake man - listen to yourself!

    <laugh>
     
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  14. Farked19

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    Going for The Dummed Rant Crown!
     
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  15. Pattern Of Assistance

    Pattern Of Assistance Well-Known Member

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    I see the Bingo Caller's bit on the side has been sacked.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  16. Pattern Of Assistance

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    The implosion is pending.

    Beautiful.

    <rofl><rose>
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not exactly thrilled myself tbh. Was on the picket line at King’s X alongside Jeremy Corbyn this morning
     
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  18. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    The same Corbyn as did a great job in 2019?
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'm willing to learn, if I feel something is interesting. I don't shut myself off, or think I'm better, just because I disagree with others point of view.
     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    A decent, principled and honourable man. Therefore unelectable. Go figure, as the septics say.
     
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