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Doctor Diddles Fake Medical Q & A

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that what i told him the reply was the same
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Dear doc what is the best medicine for a spotty dick, and no custard is not the answer
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 19, 2022
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    No good asking Doctor Diddles, he is too busy at the church stitching up, sorry I mean assisting, the parishioners......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 19, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Try using a magnifying glass in summertime to get an even tan.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 20, 2022
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Hubble is being used at the moment
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 21, 2022
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    Doctor Diddles photographed with a patient.......

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 23, 2022
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    Put two band aids on it and take an Aspirin, next!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 24, 2022
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    Doctor Diddles deafened by a patient's sexual demands.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 24, 2022
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    starts a lottery for twos up
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 24, 2022
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    Doctor Diddles is now open…
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 5, 2022
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    Are you registered with the BMA or NHS?

    If not, it's your lucky day! I can obtain full registration on your behalf, for the bargain introductory price of $400, plus $50 per month for life.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 5, 2022
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    but we get it free i arrived on a dinghy
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 5, 2022
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    Good for them, the thieving little scrotes <grr>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 5, 2022
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    we have a new deterrent now , however there is a fight on as i bags being on the machine gun first
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 5, 2022
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    Fly them to Rwanda, and drop them off on the way (parachutes optional)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 5, 2022
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    l might take you up on that stupendous offer if my medical certificate doesn’t arrive from Eithopia.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 5, 2022
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    #117
    Didley Squat, Jul 27, 2022
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    I've heard of people getting blackballed, but never blueballed - what's the difference ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 27, 2022
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    #119
    Didley Squat, Jul 27, 2022
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    Monkeypox ?!

    Poxy Monkeys.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 28, 2022
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