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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's very true. It's was better than "Pope's Cookbook" as well. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 31, 2011
  2. Barcelona play the southampton way.

    Barcelona play the southampton way. New Member

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    It's a film mate not real life. no life ?
     
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    Barcelona play the southampton way., Oct 31, 2011
  3. VenomPD

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    <spastic>
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 31, 2011
  4. Barcelona play the southampton way.

    Barcelona play the southampton way. New Member

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    the name venompd reeks of someone who plays COD all day in their mother's basement.
     
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    Barcelona play the southampton way., Oct 31, 2011
  5. Sam Axe

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    The kind of ****er who kicks my ass the very odd time I play online <grr>
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 31, 2011
  6. Null

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    He does... his mother is there as well - decomposing slowly!
     
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  7. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Nice try. Did you take that from "The Big Book of Forum Cliché Insults"?

    Or Was it from "Wummery for Bawknuckles"?

    You posted a pish attempt at humour and I jokingly called you gay. You took offence at that comment.

    This leads me to believe you are either.

    A. All the way gay

    B. In the closet and fooling no ****

    C. Latently homosexual but pretty close to touching baws
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 31, 2011
  8. Null

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    I'm C...

    Oh ****, sorry - you meant that other ****!
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    It's alright....as long as they're your own baws and you're using a mirror to pretend they're someone else's.....<whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 31, 2011
  10. - jordan -

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    might give myself a stranger tonight
     
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  11. Null

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    neat trick, thanks for the tip <ok>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Can i phone a friend please Chris.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 31, 2011
  13. VenomPD

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    I'm offshore there's no need for me to resort to that kind of nonsense. <whistle>

    It helps you get through the hard times.
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 31, 2011
  14. Kim Jong Il

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    Aye that's right. It's not gay if you stick the banana up your own arse. <ok> <barrowman>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Oct 31, 2011
  15. VenomPD

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    The best part of all this is that I'm on the night-shift offshore and getting paid to talk this pish on here.

    There is **** all for me to do, getting off 6 days early on full pay tomorrow night too. <bedbustmotherfuckers>
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    That's my new phrase. Grab me a bunch of Barrowmans when you're down at Tesco.
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 31, 2011
  17. Null

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. - jordan -

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    offshore what? drilling, banking, windmills,
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 31, 2011
  19. Barcelona play the southampton way.

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    I jokingly commented that you had no life as you took offence I believe

    you either

    1. have no life and live on the internet/ games console

    2. were abused by a trusted family member.
     
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    Barcelona play the southampton way., Oct 31, 2011
  20. - jordan -

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    i have you know i am in no way related to venom
     
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