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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, May 28, 2022.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    As I said I’m properly on the fence, no idea how it’s going to go. Either we haven’t done enough in the market, same **** players will be **** and it’ll be a bad season. Or Eddie keeps team spirit up, fit players and defies odds. I’m leaning towards the former because you just can’t polish a turd.

    We’re VERY rigid with the formation as well. So it’s going to be 4-3-3. What do we have?

    Gk Dubs/Pope
    Rb Trip/Krafth
    Rcb Schar/Lascelles
    Lcb Botman/Burn
    Lb Targett/Bondswell
    Cdm Bruno/Shelvey
    Rcm Willock/Longstaff
    Lcm Joelinton/Anderson
    Rw Almiron/Murphy
    Lw ASM/Fraser
    Cf Wilson/Wood

    Backup - nowt, all absolute dog water. Seriously there’s not a player in the dregs can play PL football.

    Absolute dire need to get Wood, Murphy and probably Longstaff and Lascelles away from the first team. Players that bad should be backup to your first and second string. Wilson shouldn’t be the Newcastle 9 either.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    I'm predicting a much more difficult season than most others.. There's a serious lack of pace in the back two and left back, there's no quality in cm outside the two Brazilians and uptop they're wafer thin.

    Still time in the window of course.
     
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  3. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry but that was one of the worst tackles i've ever seen on a football pitch and i've played sunday league!.
    Joelinton was wound up by the ref booking him and took it out on his unfortunate victim by trying to break his leg.
    He should get a lengthy ban for it, but I somehow doubt that he will.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Exaggeration but it wasn't a nice tackle and def a red.
     
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  6. Magdad

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    Oh **** off you soft cock. He stood on his toes and you obviously have watched very little football if that would even be in the top 50 worst fouls.
     
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  7. Saints_Alive

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    Could've ended the player's career.
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    Worst ever you said so I corrected you
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    He's playing your game
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

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    Not sure what Howe was thinking tonight. Reminded me of the u10s I coach - we have some ****ing useless kids so instead of playing strongest team you pepper the crap ones with talent. It’s still blatantly obvious who’s bad though so not sure what Howe could learn from tonight other than cementing the fact Ritchie, Wood, Murphy and Mongstaff should be gone.
     
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  11. Saints_Alive

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    That why he got a straight red and started a riot on the subs bench was it?
     
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  12. Givemeursaltytears

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    Apparently they’ve had to amputate his leg it was so bad!!
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    They're all **** and sadly it won't surprise me if they get games
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    Joelinton ate your bunch of pussies for breakfast too.
     
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  15. Magdad

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    No it was arguing with the 4th official because of the first yellow card he got for giving the drop ball when it was a blatant corner. He never even got a straight red.

    I kna your upset because we were allowed to play our new signings after the game was announced and Wrecked Ralph hates that idea but thems the rules.
     
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  16. Magdad

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    2nd Yellow actually, I really suspect your a virgin thats been allowed to stay up because its the holidays.
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    The ref was a **** all ****ing night... Joe was out of order and cosy us the chance of winning.

    Wood missed a chance, Lascelles is ****, burn couldn't be arsed to foul and Newcastle are relying on the dross they've been relying on for yet another year
     
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  18. Saints_Alive

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    Not all of your fans are so blind, from your local rag's comments...


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    Squad overall did well , the problems were the regular one which in time will be sorted.

    Why was Jo arguing about for the drop ball , it only a means to restart play....

    Then the 2nd yellow should have been a straight red , late and above the angle...

    Then he can't keep his mouth shut and the lone get involved which caused us disruption...very " Sunday morning".

    No disrespect to any Sunday morning club.

    Maybe been at the toon for too long and can't take the 'sun' anymore.!
     
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  19. Magdad

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    2nd yellow. So proves you were wrong. No mention of the Benfica supporters who ran up to our bench to start the initial scrap either I see. Bellend.
     
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  20. Saints_Alive

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    But he agrees that it should've been a red and was well above the ankle, no need to get personal either.
    I'll admit that i'm pissed off with him because he cost me my acca!..<laugh>
     
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