Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Someone will

 

Where's you Granny gone? (Where's your Granny gone?) feat W. Rooney

 

It was me I had no idea what that song was. Unfortunately I do now.

 

Happy School Holidays everyone…

 

Can I go out to play now Mum?

 

Can I lick the bowl Mum?

 

No, you didn’t meet ARE on your report. Get inside and practise your times tables.

 

Do kids still do times tables?

I remember I got so competitive at even an early age that my friend and I tried to see how far above 12 times table we could go. As a result aged about 10 I knew my times tables from 2 to 25. Later for my O level, our teacher thought it would speed things up if we learned up to 33 times table. Still remember most of it.

 

Nowadays I forget what I went in the kitchen for

 

Lol but can probably still remember any lyric from an 80s song

 

All of the organs are deciding who should be in charge:

“I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

“I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

“No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

“I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."

“I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes."

“I should be in charge," said the anus, "I am responsible for waste removal."

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him.

So he shut down.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge.

 

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.

They put me in the ICU.

 

I grew up in a rough area…

As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head...

It was tough in the Gateau.

 

I tried donating blood today. NEVER
AGAIN!

Too many stupid questions; Whose
blood is it? Where did you get it from?
Why is it in a bucket?

 

What an absolute joke.

Ghislaine Maxwell ‘moved to low-security prison in Florida | Evening Standard

 

Me too

 

Why?

She’s not a flight risk, violent or mentally unstable, and she’ll still be serving her sentence. Makes no sense to keep her in a more expensive, high security prison. I mean, it’s not exactly going to be LOLZ a minute there.

She’s deeply unpleasant, but she’s not a psychotic murderer. She’s also the one taking the brunt for a bunch of bloke’s crimes.

 

Southampton Football Club are said to be recruiting childminders to look after its first team squad this season.