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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Daft question but do taxidermists get to try all the exotic meat when they stuff the pets?
     
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  2. boxheed

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    Yes
     
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    He couldn't afford three and he was worried that one would be lonely.
     
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    You used to be able to get all sorts of endangered species here. There was a rich guy who had a Sumatran tiger prowling around in a cage in the front of his garden.

    Anyway we just have a pet lizard:

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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    I’m so tempted, I’m so tempted….

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  6. Magdad

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    Well considering they were free I could afford 3 bit the lonely part is the reason it was 2 and not 1 <laugh>
     
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  7. Magdad

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    If that's a pic of you then my first impression was miles and miles off. I had pictured you looking like a Jawa from Star Wars. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  8. JakartaToon

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    I am the one at the back.
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Are you expecting a male dog not to piss in the garden Or something because I’ve got something to tell you….
     
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    She does indeed make piss stains on the lawn. She’s amazing fun but they are full of energy and need a lot of attention.

    I am actually surprised at how active they are. She is still a pup at 6 months but she is incredibly loving and amazingly intelligent.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Apparently male dogs piss doesn’t kill the grass but females does.
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Does your wife only have one leg?
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    I’ll mention that to my male dog that we’ve had for a year and a half who has destroyed the majority of my garden with his piss that turns my grass yellow <ok>
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Ok. I was only quoting what I had been told. No need to destroy my soul!
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    You sure he isn’t one of them converted male to female dogs. These days you can’t be to sure.

    Just because they have a penis you can’t assume he is male.
     
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    it cocks it’s leg though and doesn’t make little patches on the grass
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He’s about 10 feet tall too. Proper giant. Big forearms too.
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

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    I very nearly bought a Chinchilla years ago .

    Bought a book about them to read before committing myself to getting one .

    Got to the chapter when it starts about how to skin them ..

    Book went in the bin , and that was the end of that .
     
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  19. Magdad

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    Aye coz 1 chinchilla skin is worth about £10k :biggrin:
     
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    No , that wasn’t the reason :)
     
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