at least Pompey has friends you’re universally despised. Probably why you’re on here all the time begging for attention.
You so wish your fantasy versions were true, or that I gave a **** what you thought either way. You were one of the biggest whiner's on safespace to get us moved here, and yet were one of the first ones to follow us seeking our attention and for the best part of a decade. Have a look at yourself to see where the issues are. I do hope you enjoyed this latest bit of infrequent attention from me, that you work so long and, so hard to obtain.
I'm scoring this as follows out of 10 Difficulty of rant 2.5 x 7 Execution 8 Artistic (sweary words) expression 4 Total 26. 84. A good rant, but more expletives would have driven up the score, which was dragged down by some poor grammar.
Or maybe they are. You will never know, as they never have to get out of first gear to make you look a twat. Laughed off the PL board, mugged off on this one