What time are you calling the Samaritans tonight? You know eventually they’re gonna snap and tell you to go for it.
As opposed to: Hugh 'The Bollard' Starmer Angela 'Ah luv one up me bum' Rayner David ' Racist' Lammy Diane 'Why I am I wearing 2 left shoes' Abacus Some other Northern burd. I don't even know any of the other Labour messes - they are that insignificant.
Despite all the failings of the Tories - Labour are as faraway from being an electable alternative as the (G)lib Dems. They're a joke outfit - an utter shambles led by some 'Am-Dram' gimp.
It could be any of them, they just don't accept it's how the world sees them, and so will continue to demonstrate how accurate it is.
I reckon 'Muggy' - sorry 'The Gammonslayer', will unleash a torrent of desperate memes soon. Standby...
He can't, he was banned by the mod on here months ago under one or more of his other usernames that he likes his own posts with, and were all created for this one thread. Nothing batshit there then. It's only a suspicion, but I think the mod may have been lying.